autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

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bitchesaloud:

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

Magnetic putty engulfs piece of metal.

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biddie5:

If I don’t become famous for this I’m going to be sad

nialllhoran:

[stops having sex] wait I have full energy on the kim kardashian game

babylonian:

a fun way to start the day is by getting a call from a robot pretending to be a human

electricshoebox:

pomfcat:

Such polite barks

he gets up all excited the last time like YEAH I’M GONNA SPEAK YEAH WATCH THIS

"…….wuf"

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j4ya:

quintessence-of-dust:

Kacy Catanzaro: the first woman in history to qualify for Mt. Midoriyama.

I just need everyone to watch this video [x]. She’s a 5 foot, 100 lb gymnast and she beasts through this insanely difficult, heavily upper body focused course like it was her morning jog. The camera keeps cutting to these massive, musclebound men in the audience with their mouths hanging open. 

The absolute best part of this video is how incredibly supportive the audience and even the commentators are like EVERYONE is rooting for her, no one is looking down on her or doubting that she can finish it just because she’s a woman or because she’s built so small. Everyone is SO happy to see her soar through this and that is absolutely brilliant.

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I was not writing to put out a record; I was writing to save my life.
Laura Jane Grace (x)
Sometimes you just gotta accept that some people can only be in your heart, not in your life.
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